Hello readers, it’s a rather festive, de-mob happy James here penning the final blog post of the year whilst humming along to “Do they know it’s Christmas?”.  If ‘they’ in question are the Chinese then the answer is oh yes, they know it’s Christmas.  Sure, in a straw poll you’d undoubtedly discover that not many people here have heard of comrade J. Christ, but nonetheless over the last week Beijing’s gone potty for crimbo.

They’re not alone – our festive countdown has also well and truly begun: today is our 309th day away from home and it’s also our last day here in Beijing.  In 4 hours we’ll be on a plane bound for Blighty.  We’re coming home three days early thanks to the ungrateful sods who dish out drinks and peanuts for BA.  Striking for 12 days?  Really?  Has the UK gone French whilst we’ve been away?  This last minute change in plan has forced me to brave Beijing’s minus 5 chill to finish collecting tat to offer to loved ones as gifts (chairman Mao fridge magnet anyone?).  The shopping malls are decked out with trees and fake snow, the shop assistants are dressed up as Santa and the Chinese interpretations of Christmas hits blast relentlessly from tannoys all over the city.  There’s even a life-sized wobbling Santa model which has be causing much amusement – guys stand next to old saint Nick and put on their steeliest poker faces whilst their wives take a snap for the family album.  Then there’s the kangaroos wearing Santa hats…

We’re ready to depart: we’ve packed our rucksacks, our apartment’s been stuffed into boxes and Jeannie’s just landed an awesome new job for January.  We’ve even got a plan for 2010 – we’ve coming back to Beijing, we’re going to spend more time exploring China then take a two month break to travel some more before finally returning to the UK in September.  So we’ve not quite finished this traveling malarkey yet.

We need to shoot, we’ve got a plane to catch.  Before we do, I thought I’d share an interesting stat from the blog with you. I bet you can’t guess what the most popular search term people have typed into Google to find our blog. It’s actually quite ironic given what we’ve been up to over the last year.  Got it yet?  No? Here it is:

“alcohol ruins life”

Try Googling it, you’ll find us.

Merry Christmas.